IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
YEAH MAYBE I’LL BOTTLE IT UP AND KEEP IT IN YOUR FRIDGE RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR CHEAP ASS BEER AND EVERY MONTH ADD A COUPLE VIALS UNTIL IT IS TAKING OVER THE FRIDGE AND THEN THE PANTRY AND THEN THE CUPBOARDS AND ONCE THE KITCHEN IS BURSTING WITH MY BLOOD AND UTERUS-LIQUID MAYBE ILL START PUTTING IT IN YOUR DRESSER DRAWERS, ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND, POUR IT ON YOUR SHEETS WHILE YOU’RE ASLEEP SO MAYBE IT WILL START “ANNOYING” YOU LIKE IT ANNOYS ME
So my co-worker told me that it’s totally okay to hit dogs if they do something they shouldn’t do and that everyone he knows does this.
Why exactly are there so many people who should never take care of sentient beings because they are obviously total jerks, but do it anyway?
I promise you, if you ever raise your hand against my dog friend I’ll break it, so you can see how great physical punishment is.
Nah it was okay… I fed her vegan cake (omg call the cops, child abuse!!!1) and she was pretty calm. But I still think that it’s dogs over children, because reasons.
So there are really people who think I can take care of their child… but hey, I did my best.
"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
Animal friends are awesome. (It’s not a pet, friends of mine found it as a baby and nursed it back to health)
He is such a cutiepie ♥ sunday we’ll meet him again.